"Rod," asked FOX reporter Anne Kavanagh, "can you tell us how your radio performance went?"

"Um, is this the camera right here?" he asked, turning, smiling, walking and talking through the crowd, giving FOX an excellent live shot. "All I can tell you is, I had a lot of fun doing it. It was probably the fastest two hours I ever experienced."

If Rod is convicted, time will pass much more slowly.

From John Kass's column this morning detailing Rod Blagojevich's stint yesterday as a radio host.