Over at NRO, Mark Goldblatt channels Gov. Palin:

Ever since Senator McCain made that selection, by the way, I've been working hard to get up to speed on foreign policy and global issues. The reason I wasn't up to speed beforehand is that, curiously enough, I'd been focusing all my energy on doing the jobs I'd been elected to do. When I was elected mayor of Wasilla, I tried to be a good mayor. When I was elected governor of the Alaska, I tried to be a good governor. I didn't regard either position as a stepping stone to anything else. I saw no need to go on fact-finding tours, at taxpayers' expense, to foreign countries in an effort to bolster my geopolitical credentials for higher office.

By the time John McCain and I take office in January, rest assured I will be up to speed on geopolitics. I will be altogether qualified to be a heartbeat from the presidency. And I'll surround myself with altogether qualified advisers and staff, not yes-men and yes-women. Because I know from experience -- the very experience my opponent, Sen. Biden, lacks -- what it is like to make an executive decision. I know what it is like, after the legislative wrangling is done, after the wheeling and dealing by party hacks who are determined to maintain political cover and plausible deniability, to have the buck stop at my desk, to enact a law by my signature, to put my name on the bottom line.

Will Goldblatt's fictitious answer satisfy Palin's biggest critics? No. But it's better than arguing one's foreign-policy credentials has anything to do with Alaska's proximity to Russia.