"It's not a government takeover of health care," declared Hillary Clinton today while proposing her new plan.

It's "European-style socialized medicine," declared Mitt Romney almost before Clinton had finished speaking.

"If [Clinton's plan is] anything like the last time around where they wanted to have a complete government takeover of the health care system in America with a huge number of new bureaucracies being invented for government, I will oppose it vigorously," declared John McCain.

No government health-care "for the president, all members of Congress, and all senior political appointees in both branches of government on July 20th, 2009" unless universal coverage is passed by that date, declared John Edwards.

Did you hear the one about the staffer who left McCain's campaign? You have? Oh, then don't read Jonathan Martin's post here.

Let's file this in the "unlikely" folder: Romney urges United Nations to revoke an invitation for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Two reasons Republicans should hit up happy hour: Mark Warner is up -- way up -- in the Va. Senate race and Rep. Jim Ramstad (Minn.) just became the sixth GOP House member to announce his retirement.

MoveOn.org has another ad out, this time targeting Rudy Giuliani. Yes, the word "betrayal" is in this one, too.

Good thing the Europeans have their own p.c. operating system that owns a sizable percentage of the world market -- wait, no they don't.